The Erotic Adventures of Jonny Quest

This was a funny take on the Pinocchio fairy tale. In this case, Gipetta creates a Pinocchio who's intended not as a son, but as a lover, for the lonely wood carver. She takes him to bed, but is saddened that he is only a wooden figure. When she takes a walk, Pinocchio is animated by his Fairy Godmother (Dyanne Thorne, who has some funny lines and a malfunctioning magic wand). Warned by not to do the wrong thing, Pinocchio himself goes for a walk, and runs into a conniving pimp, Jo Jo (played by Eduardo Ranez, doing a good job at playing sleazy). From there, it's funny though a bit predictable.

When evil tyrant Luis Bonosario enslaves the people of 19th century Los Angeles, Don Diego de Vega, "the greatest swordsman in Spain," returns from Madrid to make the world safe for truth, justice, and naked women! Posing as a limp-wristed pansy by day (who rides a white donkey while clutching a parasol), Don Diego secretly becomes Zorro at night, "brandishing his long, quick rapier!" When he's not helping the oppressed, fighting duels, or slashing the letter "Z" onto derrieres, Zorro is busy bedding down a gaggle of gorgeous senoritas until he zeros in on Maria, Bonasario's lovely niece.

This was a funny take on the Pinocchio fairy tale. In this case, Gipetta creates a Pinocchio who's intended not as a son, but as a lover, for the lonely wood carver. She takes him to bed, but is saddened that he is only a wooden figure. When she takes a walk, Pinocchio is animated by his Fairy Godmother (Dyanne Thorne, who has some funny lines and a malfunctioning magic wand). Warned by not to do the wrong thing, Pinocchio himself goes for a walk, and runs into a conniving pimp, Jo Jo (played by Eduardo Ranez, doing a good job at playing sleazy). From there, it's funny though a bit predictable.