Dwarves Blood Guts

Dwarves - Blood Guts & Pussy (1990) {Sub Pop Records SP67b}
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© 1990 Sub Pop Records | SP67b
Rock / Punk Rock / Hardcore Punk / Garage Punk / Shock Rock / Noise Rock / Scum Punk

With a title like Blood Guts & Pussy, an album cover which features three nude models drenched in animal blood, and song titles like "Let's Fuck," "Fuck You Up and Get High," "Motherfucker," and "Fuckhead," the Dwarves had obviously redirected their style since Horror Stories. Gone is the subtle suggestiveness of that album, replaced by explicit exploitation and genuinely disgusting humor. Of course, most won't find the Dwarves very humorous; it takes a sick mind to appreciate the Dwarves' celebration of statutory rape on "Let's Fuck" or vocalist Blag Jesus' anger at a girl afraid of AIDS on "SFVD." Thirteen songs full of general punk sloppiness and distortion performed in 14 minutes. (Note: Many pressings of the CD are missing the track "Fuckhead" and the bonus untitled "Bitch" track, although all versions of the CD have "Fuckhead" on the track list.)

Dwarves - Thank Heaven For Little Girls (1991) {Sub Pop Records SP126b}
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© 1991 Sub Pop Records | SP126b
Rock / Punk Rock / Hardcore Punk / Garage Punk / Shock Rock / Noise Rock / Scum Punk

Thank Heaven For Little Girls reins in the disgust of Blood Guts & Pussy, as the Dwarves kick back for a celebration of pure evil. "Satan was a friend of mine," screams Blag Jesus in "Satan." This record is more musically adept, as the Dwarves add some guitar solos and '50s rockabilly swagger, but again, the band is most enjoyable when recklessly delving into their favorite subject – sex – on ditties like "Fuck 'Em All," "Dairy Queen," and "Lucky Tonight."

Dwarves - Toolin' For Lucifers Crank (1996) {Recess Records RECESS #32}
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© 1988, 1996 Recess Records | RECESS #32
Rock / Punk Rock / Hardcore Punk / Garage Punk / Shock Rock / Noise Rock / Scum Punk

Chicago-based Garage-Rock/Punk-Rock band, known for its outrageous, often disgusting, live escapades. CD only release, tracks from the "Toolin' for a warm teabag" 12" and "Lucifer's crank" EP + demos (live versions of the "Sex and violence…live session?).

Dwarves - Lick It, The Psychedelic Years 1983-1986 (1999) {Recess Records RECESS #52}
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© 1983-86, 1999 Recess Records | RECESS #52
Rock / Punk Rock / Hardcore Punk / Garage Punk / Shock Rock / Noise Rock / Scum Punk

Dwarves are real! Back around 1983 or so, when hardcore had become a completely mindless "punk by numbers" style of music, (though nowhere near as stale as the nineties variety, new skool, cash crop variety) bands that were cool had to rediscover just what the hell made rock 'n' roll exciting in the first place. Most discovered the glory that is the Stooges, and then went back in time from there– MC5, Velvets, Elevators, Watchband, Sonics, Chuck Berry and earlier…