Pardon my French

At the school gate, when she accidentally kissed one new friend on the nose and called another a 'beautiful man-horse', Rachael realised that small-town France could hardly be more different to beach-side Australia. The smell of cigarettes replaced the tang of bone-broth and sprouted sourdough, the neighbours sometimes came to blows and under no circumstances would anyone wear activewear in public. Ever.

From getting the best value from the boulangerie to ordering a steak without getting sneered at, an A-to-Z guide to fitting in en Français

• Millennium Jazz is a collective and label based in London and home to talent from the UK, France, Canada Germany, Holland etc. Founded in 2003 with the main focus of providing production, sound engineering for artists and producers as well as workshops for young people. MJM now focuses on project management and releasing material of various styles and genres in digital and physical format •

A pair of bus drivers accidentally steal their own bus. With the company issuing a warrant for their arrest, they tag along with a playboy on a boat trip that finds them on a tropical island, where a jewel thief has sinister plans for them.