Walk Britain

In this episode, first aired 21 October 2003, the following sketches:

• The Prime Minister is having a meeting with the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
• ITV have want Dennis Waterman to reprise all his roles from Minder.
• In Darkly Noone, Dr Alban diagnoses Vicky as being eight months pregnant.
• At the Annual Police Federation Dinner, Denver Mills has been booked to give an after-dinner speech.
• Lou's taken Andy to the newsagent to pick out a birthday card for his brother Declan.
• Marjorie bumps into Paul and Meera at the supermarket.
• Ray's got the TV Repair man in and tries to give the most crpyitcal explanation of what happened.
• Dr Lawrence has taken Anne home with him.
• Des Kaye bumps into his former boss Robin Dee and Dicky Bubble.
• Lou and Andy look at holiday destinations, Andy insists he wants to go to Helsinki.
• At Kelsey Grammer school, Mr Cleeves reads out some messages.
• Sandra and Ralph Patterson break into the offices of the Royal Shakespeare company.
• Back at Dr Lawrence's home Anne has some creative uses for egg and tuna sandwiches.
• The pianist stops playing when he realises he's forgotten to set his video recorder to tape Room 101.
• Dame Sally adlibs a plot involving a character reciting the entire Bible.
• Matthew Waterhouse gatecrashes a board room meeting with a trolley full of ideas for breakfast cereals.
• It's Maria's funeral, Lou's being as gentle as he can with Andy.
• In a charity shop a lady is asking the store owners if anyone died in various items of colthing.
• Dr Lawrence and the children are playing outside and Anne's busy throwing objects out of an upstairs window.
• Emily Howard's at the seaside having a hard time convincing various people he's a lady.
• The World Record Attempters exhibit the world's smallest ant.

In this episode, first aired 14 October 2003, the following sketches:

• Vicky Pollard is summoned to the governess' office for biting Jackie Hayes.
• Andy insists Lou buys him a snake.
• The Prime Minister holds a politcal press conference with some unusual people.
• Marjorie expresses her views on liposuction.
• Samantha asks Edward how much he loves her… and gets a very detailed answer.
• At Kelsey Grammer School a young boy has an interview with a new Robot careers advisor.
• Lou takes Andy to the Library.
• As things start to look romantic, Edward asks Samantha to draw the curtains…
• Bernard gets meals on wheels for sister Kitty.
• Peter Andre tries to sneak into a royal garden party.
• Kenny Craig sells videos at a car boot sale.
• Matthew Waterhouse tries to impress a leading theatrical producer
• Daffyd visits the Llandewi Breffi Sexual Health Clinic.
• Denver Mills stands in for Fatima Whitbread at a school.
• Lou takes Andy up many hospital stairs.
• Eilene is comforting her bereaved sister Janet.
• At DIY universe, The new boy Kieran unwittingly asks Des Kaye about the Bubble Twins.
• World Record Attempt for a House of Cards.

In this episode, first aired 30 September 2003, the following sketches:

• Sebastian reviews the PMs bad press after a recent bi-election.
• Vicky's in a pub trying to buy alcoholic drinks for herself and her mates.
• Lou's taken Andy to the seaside and is trying to buy him an ice cream.
• At Kelsey Grammer school a pupil called 'Thorpe' has been moved down a year.
• Kenny Craig is playing Scrabble with his Mum at the hospital.
• The two Black-and-White Minstrels are trying to find accomadation.
• After an informative debate about the fat content of dust, Marjorie introduces the group to her sister Barbara.
• Back at Kelsey Grammer, there's new addition to the class. from the seventeenth century.
• The Pianist stops his performance to check the time Sainsbury's supermarket shuts.
• Daffyd's bored as he believes there's no social activities for gay people. Myfanwy proves him wrong.
• Lou takes Andy to the video shop.
• Emily Howard is renting out a room.
• Sir Bernard Chumley greets an aspiring young actor - Joe.
• Ray McCooney has a very satisfied customer… well he was.
• Kelsey Grammer school has another new boy… here boy! Fetch!
• Dame Sally tries to finish off a book by extending words of quotes by several letters.
• Denver Mills has been booked to promote Hug-a-Leper week.
• World Record Attempters attempt to eat the most hard boiled eggs.

In this episode, first aired 7 October 2003, the following sketches:

• Daffyd goes to get a hair cut but his usual Hair Dresser is off.
• Emily Florence is having an X-Ray.
• Lou is about to take Andy home from the pub, Andy insists that he doesn't need to go to the toilet first.
• Dr Lawrence shows, Dr Beagrie how Anne fits perfectly into the job of Librarian.
• Vicky Pollard's in court charged with shoplifting.
• Matthew Waterhouse has a multitude of ideas for a kiss-a-gram agency.
• At Kelsey Grammer school, the teacher asks the pupils some hard maths/history questions.
• Sandra Patterson enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.
• Back at the library, Anne 'processes' a book.
• Des Kaye is stopped from selling his videos and attacking a customer with a crocodile puppet.
• Anne's finished her shift at the library.
• Royal correspondant Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.
• Lou offers Andy a chocolate.
• At the opera, a man suffers a heart attack. Luckily April and Neville are on hand.
• Ray has some rather fussy American tourists, who keep asking questions, not a good idea when Ray McCooney's concerned.
• Miss Grace is shocked that Dame Sally is actually dictating a story that could actually sell.
• Dennis Waterman seems to have gotten over his 'Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune' stage and actually signs a contract.
• Liz is pushed out of the lime light by a stranger who claims he went to school with Paul McCartney.
• The world record attempters are attempting the most cigarettes smoked at once.

In this episode, the following sketches:

• Vicky is in trouble with her teacher for not handing in her essay.
• Sebastian is jealous of the new Treasury aide.
• Emily Howard goes to a pub.
• Andy insists Lou takes him to the opera.
• Children of Kelsey Grammer School take it in turns to read a novel.
• Gary introduces Jason to his family.
• The pianist wonders if he's still got the plastic bag he brought with him.
• Kenny Craig takes a date to a Chinese restaurant.
• Jeremy Rent has a part for Dennis Waterman in a play of Macbeth.
• At Fat Fighters the buzz word for the day is 'Cravings'!
• Ray McCooney is asked how he makes his soup.
• Lou takes Andy to the swimming pool.
• Daffyd Thomas' 'only gay' title is challenged by Old Ma Evans' new lodger.
• Vicky's done her essay.
• Two Minstrels, listen to anti-minstrel politician.
• World Record Attempt: Most Beans in a Bath.

Three unique nations interwoven into a rich cultural tapestry, this small island has huge character.

Based on the highly successful Radio 4 series, Little Britain is a hilarious exploration of the British Isles and its curious inhabitants after a successful pilot earlier this year (2003). The programme travels from the Scottish highlands, through Wales, the tranquil English countryside and the less tranquil council estates of Britain's inner cities, while the narrator (Tom Baker) adds his insightful and eloquent comments for those less familiar with these fair Isles.